Handcuffs, Truncheon and a Polyester Thong by Gina Kirkham @GinaGeeJay @urbanebooks




Meet Mavis Upton. As mummy to 7-year old Ella, surrogate to far too many pets and with a failed marriage under her belt, Mavis knows she needs to make some life-changing decisions. It’s time to strike out into the world, to stand on her own two feet … to pursue a lifelong ambition to become a Police Officer. I mean, what could go wrong?

Supported by her quirky, malapropism-suffering mum, Mavis throws herself headlong into a world of uncertainty, self-discovery, fearless escapades, laughter and extra-large knickers. And using her newly discovered investigative skills, she reluctantly embarks on a search to find her errant dad who was last seen years before, making off with her mum’s much needed coupon for a fabulous foam cup bra all the way from America.


On an ordinary day, Mavis is out on a walk with her daughter, Ella, when she has an epiphany. It’s time to make some changes to her life and fulfil a lifelong ambition of being a Police Officer. What could go wrong? Well, plenty actually as Mavis is a bit different and quite accident-prone. But she also has a big heart and is so incredibly likeable that you can’t help but root for her every step of the way.

As I was looking for a book that would make me laugh, this one caught my eye. The title and the cover alone made me snort in the most unladylike manner. However, don’t let the cover or the description fool you too much though. Yes, there is hilarity and I did laugh, out loud even, at times. However, there’s a depth to this story that I wasn’t really expecting, which was a truly nice surprise.

I warmed to Mavis instantly but the book is full of quirky, eccentric and funny characters. For me, the star of the show is Mavis’ mum, whose malapropisms frequently made me chuckle, but who is also always there, right behind her daughter, supporting her along the way.

If you’re looking for something a little different and maybe a wee quirky that will put a smile on your face but may also have you reaching for a tissue at some point, I have no doubt you will find this uplifting story an enjoyable and entertaining read.

Many thanks to Urbane Publications and Netgalley for my advanced copy, which I chose to review.

Handcuffs, Truncheon and a Polyester Thong will be published on May 18th.

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  9 comments for “Handcuffs, Truncheon and a Polyester Thong by Gina Kirkham @GinaGeeJay @urbanebooks

  1. Christine
    May 15, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    LOL, Dee! One needs a book like this now and then.

    Liked by 1 person

    • May 15, 2017 at 7:54 pm

      Exactly! It’s nice to have a break from all the gore and have a good chuckle!


  2. thequietgeordie
    May 15, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Not one I would normally pick up, but sounds like something I’d enjoy 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • May 15, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      It’s really quite fun and entertaining. I hope you enjoy it if you decide to read it.


  3. May 15, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    I’m adding this to my TBR pile- sounds like a fun read! Thanks for a great review!

    Liked by 1 person

    • May 15, 2017 at 7:56 pm

      Thank you, Katherine! I hope you get a good chuckle out of it when you get around to reading it. Sometimes it’s just nice to read something less serious and thought-provoking, I think.


  4. May 15, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    I honestly would not have picked this one up from the cover, but actually, thanks to your review I think I’d like this one!

    Liked by 1 person

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